real milk

cute cow
Originally uploaded by Framed Geek

someone came in today and asked if
we used real milk in our drinks...

so..since i lost an hour of sleep..
and i opened... i was in a pretty
sassy mood to say the least...
so i told him:
"no. we use a milk alternative
that comes from Kows... with
a K, not a C. it looks and tastes
like milk, but it's not. it's completely
synthetic."

and he looks at me and replies
"wow... i never knew that!"

and my asst. manager who i
opened with [who was also feeling sassy]
told him:
"we use real everything. there is no way that
we would be able to carry a synthetic milk..
and... 'Kows' do not exist."

yeah.

how to people get so gullible?
or get to the point where they ask
such dumb questions?

i dunno.
i got a skateboard!
i am stoked.