dear ___________

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dear person sitting next to me,

i am in this library to study (gasp!)
and you are asking questions
about your spanish homework.

1) you don't know that i speak spanish
(even though i do)
2) i am STUDYING
3) i am about to shove all your stuff off
of this table just to make you go away.

stop talking to me, please.
it's not my problem you crashed
the class and had 2 days to do your
homework. 2 days of which you did
not utilize. not my fault.

sincerely,
the girl you're agitating

dear statistics teacher,

why do you always bring up
gummy bears every class session?
what do they have to do with
statistics?

sincerely,
student

dear english teacher,

your potty/sexual humor and
crude profanity aren't the things
i wish to hear at 8AM in the morning.

also, do not correct me and tell me
that that it is not "mp3" but "m3p".
clearly, old man, it is not i that is
technologically challenged and not
up to date with the times.

sincerely,
the girl that gives you the stink eye
every tuesday and thursday morning

dear lady who "fixed" my bangs yesterday,

if you ever come near my hair again with
scissors, i promise you that you won't have
a job anymore. :]

sincerely,
unhappy little girl

*le sigh*

venting done.

off to child psychology to laugh.
and laugh.
and laugh.

because dr. psych lady
thinks she's super funny
which makes things more amazing.

Jesus loves you
and so do i.

but i'll love you more if you make
me cake batter cookies.

countdown: 2 more days until
i turn 19.